Dr. Buckey, Relationship Expert
So here it is, the relationship advice section of Dr. Buckey, no
relation to that talent-less bastard Dr. Phil.
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Big Brother causes sex
Tig Clark writes:
I have heard that you have a similar problem as I do. My vaginal
has an odd obsession with the television show, "Big Brother". Ive
replaced at times because of this program. What should I do about
and what is your take on "Big Brother"?
Big Brother's going down. But I do understand where your unit is
coming from. As explained in the
August 24, 2005 rant,
we hate it when women bug us during
the big game. So this is their sick revenge. My suggestion is to
do what I plan on doing... riding out the storm until September
3rd... when the college football season starts. Paybacks are a
Tuesday, August 22,
How to tell your
girlfriend she sucks at sex...
girlfriend is a horrible lay. You've tried everything to drop
hints that she's horrible. You've stuck it in her pooper. You've
hit her in the face in the middle of the act. You've even called
and told her parents. Nothing's working. What should you do?
Easy. Leave her. Cause we all know that a girl that can't do it
might as well be a dude.
Question from Tig Clark:
Q: Will you do me? I love
A: A question like that clearly
shows that this young man is sexually frustrated. Do me a favor, and when
you get home tonight, call up your vaginal unit and ask her to service
your man piece until the cows come home. Then you won't need my lovin'.