Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Today must be the mother of all update days. TWO rants today, plus an update to Dr. Buckey, thanks to a submission from Tig Clark. Not to mention, I'll be making an announcement soon about the release of my book. I hope you're all happy.

The BMV... Your Ticket To Death

Hey Woman, Where's My Pie

Dr. Buckey

 

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Dr. Buckey, updated today:

Ask Dr. Buckey

 

Monday, August 22, 2005

So you think you'll be fine living off of your parents while all of your friends go to college and get a real job? Think again, you're a failure at life.

 (Note: This applies to people who currently do not have a job. Not Ryan List. He makes more money than God.)

Here's Your Future

 

Sunday, August, 21, 2005

Last night, Wall of Fame member Tig Clark and I went out to see what there was to see in Circleville, OH. Which is absolutely nothing. As we cruised around, we see an all night Taco Bell. Bad thoughts ran through our minds, and hilarity ensued. You may have to click on the link and say "Save Target As," and save it some where on your computer.

Taco Bell Prank

This version is only recommended for broadband users. File size 11.1MB

 

Edited Taco Bell Prank

This is the shortened and lower quality version of the taco bell prank. Recommended for dialup users. File size 768KB.

 

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

I love college as much as the next guy. But what if you were to drink your way through college? What would life be like? Hmmmm.

Not to mention, be sure to e-mail your questions to Dr. Buckey. The first question has already been submitted.

Beer Goggles

 

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Go ahead and be prepared to be scared. I'm giving relationship advice, cause I think I kick ass. Just go to the Dr. Buckey link at the top of the page and fill out the e-mail form to ask Dr. Buckey a relationship question. I promise, you won't be disappointed. Seriously.

Ask Dr. Buckey

 

Monday, August 15, 2005

Hey, you. Put down the small child that you were about to eat. Stop it. Stop eating. Right now.

I Hate Really Fat People

 

Friday, August 12, 2005

For those of you looking for my normal Friday post, sorry. You're out of luck. I'm working on some new things for the site, which none of you will probably even notice. So, for everyone who needs their fix, here's some footage from the Brad Paisley concert at the Ohio State fair on Wednesday.

 

State Fair

(broadband suggested. File size: 6.9MB)

 

State Fair Secrets

Ok, so I decided to make a post today after all.

 

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Wall of Fame member Marcus West had a great idea. He suggested some great GB desktop wallpapers. So, ask and you shall receive. Behold, the new GotBuckey Media section. There will be a permanent link to it at the top of the page soon enough, but until then, just go there.

GB Media

 

Monday, August 8, 2005

I hate people who can't spell. I hate people who can't use punctuation even more. It's so easy, go ahead, give it a try you retards.

Illiteracy Takes Over The Internet

 

Sunday, August 7, 2005

This is a rare Sunday post. Don't get used to it. Usually I'm still sleeping right now, so enjoy this while you can. I decided to do a little ego searching, and came up with some pretty interesting stuff. Plus, you can do your own ego searching. Go there, now.

GotBuckey Ego Search (ego search fixed)

 

Friday, August 5, 2005

Thanks to my new partner in crime, Andrew at www.spikyficus.net. Check his site out. Soon I'll be redesigning gotbuckey to integrate his banner in. But for now, just go there. I said so.

 

Wednesday, August 3, 2005

I know I still have 20 years till I can technically run for president, but what the hell, I'm starting my campaign today. Spread the word... vote for Buckey in 2028.

If I Were President

 

Tuesday, August 2, 2005

Wall of Fame member Ryan List is having surgery today to repair his seriously messed up body. Help Ryan out with his bills, buy his shit.

Ryan List's Yard Sale

 

Monday, August 1, 2005

Don't freak out. July has been archived.

Just an update, I haven't forgotten about "Why Fat Chicks Can't Swim..." it's just taking longer than I thought to actually write a book.

And by the way. I hate Dr. Phil McGraw. So much that I kicked his family dog. Bastard dog deserved it.

 

Phil's children ride him. No comment.

 

Phil McGraw, Asshole P.H.D

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