Monday, August 29, 2005
I was going to go ahead and start writing for the site today, but I don't feel like it. It's my birthday. I'll do what I wanna.
Saturday, August 27, 2005
Just thought I'd post a quick update. Thanks to everyone who've e-mailed me saying you hope I come back soon. Believe me, I will. Right now I'm working on a new site for my web design company that I'm hoping to start up soon. Tentative name is Buckeye Trail Web Design.
Letter from the Editor
GotBuckey.com has been the most visited website in Circleville for the last year and a half. This little webpage started out as a place for me to vent my frustrations about the Kroger that I worked at. After quitting of course, the manager found out that I called her a Nazi, and she cried.
But that's besides the point. What's really important is I've made people laugh at things they never thought they could laugh at before. How many of you saw my book cover for my book and actually laughed at a mentally retarded child being chased by a semi truck?
I bet you thought you'd never laugh at that, did you? It's not like I have anything against the mentally challenged, or even Freightliner Trucks. I just thought it'd be funny to put the two together.
Through the years, there've been plenty of people who have e-mailed me (or called my family) about how they're furious with what I have to say. To them I say, get a sense of humor. Since January of 2004, over 35,000 people have had their faces rocked by me. Of that 35,000, maybe 10 haven't liked it. That's a pretty good ratio. I bet a football team would love to win 34,990 out of 35,000 games. That's the way I look at it; I've won... a lot.
With you guys telling me you like what I'm doing, that proves that what I think is true. Goths really aren't people. Fat people can't swim. Jocks get no where in life. Drunks stay drunks. After everything I've proven right, you'd think I'd be happy being on top. But alas, I've decided I need to take some time off from rocking your world with my brutal honesty and straight to the point truth. Don't worry, it won't be a long time, and I will be back. But I just need to take a few weeks to re-evaluate the direction I'm taking the site, and work on some other things in my life.
The book, "Why Fat Girls Can't Swim, And Other Things You Should Know" has been scrapped. I wrote nearly 80 pages worth of material for it, and decided that's not what I wanted to do with it. The whole entire book was me complaining about what's wrong with the world, and I sounded like a whiney little bitch. That's not what I want sound like. So I'm starting over, doing something new for a new book. This book could be better. It could be worse. I really don't care, cause I know you'll want to read it regardless.
Not to mention, coming soon, I'll be starting up a web design company. I can do for your company what I've done for Alfred Heeter, Linda Mann, and the rest of Circleville... publicize you. Keep checking in for more information on that.
Previous content can be found in the Archive section. Like I said, I won't be gone long, and I'll still post something every now and then until I come back with all new content, and a book. Until then, I'M OUT!