A Letter to Vince Young
I'm writing you to congratulate you on your Rose
Bowl win, and National Championship. Your performance on Wednesday
will go down as one of the greatest of all time. So what's left to
do in Austin? You have the number one team, you're the number one
player. You helped Mac Brown finally win a title, and you've brought
Texas back to the top of college football supremacy.
Think about it. Staying for
your senior season would be selfish. You'll be milking the
University for more scholarship money, that I'm sure could be used
to bathe Bevo or something. If you're thinking of staying because
you want a Heisman, that'd be extremely selfish. Not to mention, Ted
Ginn will win the Heisman next year anyway. So what would you have
to gain by staying another year? Nothing.
the right thing. Hold a press conference and simply state, "I'm out,
like a fat kid in dodgeball."
If you do this
favor for me, and the rest of the Buckeye Nation, we'll all buy your
Houston Texans' jersey... and thank you on September 9, 2006.
Thanks ahead of time,