Microsoft Kitty Becomes Helpful

I hate that damn cat that pops up in Microsoft Word when I'm trying to write a letter and says, "Hey! Are you trying to write a letter?"

YES YOU ASSHOLE. I was TRYING to before I was so rudely interrupted by your ass.

Now Microsoft has made that damn cat more intrusive than ever before. While I was writing that letter the other day, Kitty pops up with a gem of a suggestion...

So Kitty thinks he can write a better letter than me now. Since when does an electronic cat know how to write a letter? That just about pissed me off. I was getting ready to close Word and call it a day when Kitty came back up. He looked pissed...

That was the last straw. Kitty deleted all of my personal files. My resume, my research papers, everything. If Kitty were a real Kitty, I would have already punted his ass for distance. But since Microsoft Kitty isn't real, I gave up the fight. In my anger, I decided the best thing I could do was look up some porn. Nothing soothes the heart and soul after a virtual raping from a cat than porn.

But I noticed something when I opened Internet Explorer, another Microsoft product... Kitty's back. But this time Kitty was on my side...

Ah, Microsoft. What will they think of next?