Buckey Graduates with a PHD in Kicking Ass

Nearly a month without an update? What the hell could be wrong with me? Oh hell, I don't know, perhaps it's that college thing that eventually caused me to graduate. That's right, next weekend I'll be a big boy, graduated from Chuck Norris' School of Bitchin' Roundhouse Kicks, with my PHD in Kicking Ass. I'm majoring in twistin' niggas necks, with a minor in snapping ankles.

Or in other words, I graduate college next weekend.

So what will I do with my newly found spare time? One thought has been to start getting some punches on my World Beer Tour card. 110 Beers can't be wrong. I don't have any tests I'll need to be staying up for, so why not go out on a Tuesday night and get so sloshed that I'll be totally ineffective at work the next day? Kick ass.

I'd also love to get my pornography company off the ground, but so far no one is taking the old pictures of numerous ex girlfriends that I've accumulated.

But in the end, you know what I'll do. Redesign GotBuckey.com because I'm bored.

So keep reading.