Adult Friend Finder Lets Me Down

Lady Number 1

Ok, so there were three ladies in my area. Here's number one. You're kidding me, right? First off, I pissed my pants and forgot who I was for 30 minutes when I saw that picture. I didn't know tits were suppose to sag that low after 23 years. But forget how ugly she is, take a look at her profile. She's a freak. Looking for men, women, and any type of couple she can get her white trash hands on. Score. She's a keeper. Right...

Lady Number 2

I think women on friend finder sites should come with Certified stickers, like used cars do. Because I'm pretty sure this one wouldn't pass inspection because of her rabies. What the hell? You're "looking for a good friend?" It's an adult sex site! Go to eHarmony for that shit. But I don't think you have to worry anyway... you'll never even get a friend.

Lady Number 3

Not much to say. She's on here because she ate her last 3 "partners."

I think it's safe to say that AdultFriendFinder.com should be sued for false advertising. No one in their right mind would date these heifers. So next time you see one of these advertisements, put you meat back in your pants and rent a porn instead.