Goths. A Great American Tragedy.
 

A Gothic person is someone who was bludgeoned as a child because their parents thought they were ugly. When they got in to school, kids would laugh at them because they were overly ugly, and most likely by now had become fat because they would eat their sorrows away. Now they're in a vicious cycle that can't be broken, and they know they can never make anything of themselves. Then they end up looking like this...

"I forgot my depression pills, so I ate my family, Hannibal style."

Look around you right now. I'm sure that you're either reading this with a friend that looks like that beast, or you at least know someone like that. Sad, isn't it? Not really. Soon these Goths will probably do one of those cult-like mass suicides and we'll be back to being a "normal society."

So go ahead and color your hair and listen to your "I want to die" music, cause since you consider yourself a subculture, I'm sure you wouldn't mind if the rest of the world makes fun of how absolutely stupid you look. Goths and people who complain about how bad their life is are probably at the bottom of societies food chain. People who always cry about their lives could easily pick themselves back up... real easy, stop bitching. Or just start a band called Evanescence.

 

 

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