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Operation Geritol Drop I'm on a quest to become president of the United States one day. I figured that the people are tired of hearing the same old speech from each candidate, promising lower taxes, or better heath care. Real people don't care about that. Those things don't affect their everyday life! That's why I'm attacking the real issues. First issue... old people. It's an epidemic in this country. Old people are making up the majority of the population and they're a risk to our way of life. They cause car accidents that kill people, and they won't stop eating and taking all the medicine from needy people... like me. So lets get rid of them. My plan, is at airports around the country, we have cargo planes like the one seen below...
We load them up with Geritol. Post fliers all around the airport stating "Free Geritol!" We have signs pointed to the cargo hold of the plane, and we load those elderly folk up. While they're in there stuffing all these free packets in to their fanny packs, we slam the door shut and take off to a remote location. Then just like Operation Dumbo Drop, we drop em. On their heads. With no parachutes. Then some guy with a flame thrower comes by and incinerates the evidence.
And that's why I'll be president someday.
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