Whores, Who Needs Em?

It's happens to the best of us... your girl makes out with a girl and screws another guy all in one night. It'll happen to you sooner or later, so here's my solutions on how to handle this problem.

• Post a picture of it on the internet. In my years of website experience, I've learned that nothing shuts a girl down quicker than a little bad publicity.

• Hire the Bitch Avenger. No one likes a bitch, so take her out. Now the thought of her cheating on you isn't weighing so heavy on your mind, cause she's not there to remind you of it all the time. Quick and easy solution.

• Pour beer on her.

• Make out with her best friends..

• Eat her kitten. Then leave the tail in her mailbox with a note attached to it, "could have used some seasoning, but overall, not bad."

• Tell her about all the times you cheated on her.

• Move on, because clearly that goofy looking bitch isn't worth it.

I should be a marriage counselor. Sure the homicide rate in Ohio would go up, but the marriage problem would be solved, right?

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