Wednesday, July 27, 2005

People are still disagreeing with my stance on whores. Can you believe it? What's funny is the fact that all of these people are e-mailing me and complaining about me making fun of DL's ex girlfriend, but his ex has actually never contacted me. Why? Beats me, but it sure makes for good HATE MAIL.

That's right, here for your enjoyment, the third installment of the whore story.

Now I Just Hate Whores (Hate Mail)


Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Flashback Tuesday:

Because girls are hard to understand, I created a manual for your newly acquired vaginal unit. If this isn't true, I don't know what is...

Women's User Manual


Monday, July 25, 2005

Last time I checked, Lance Armstrong has one nut. Most males have two nuts. Lance just rode his bike 2000 miles in a race. Most guys can't ride a bike at all. What does that mean? Lance must have one hell of a uni-nut.

Lance Armstrong: More Balls Than You


Thursday, July 21, 2005

DL wanted to show everyone exactly how messed up he was when he was in the hospital. So here it is. Beware, this isn't pretty.

[click to enlarge]


Also, I have gotten numerous requests from people wanting on the wall of fame. If I don't know you, your request will be denied with a slap to the back of the head. But hey, if you're lucky, you might want to check the Wall Of Fame again. I've added a few people.

[wall of fame]


Wednesday, July 20, 2005

I get tired of driving down the street and looking at bumper stickers that make no sense at all. "Save the Whales." What?! Save yourself. Who cares about the environment? I don't. And I also don't care that your kid is an honor student at the local elementary school. Because we all know honor students get beat up anyway.

I'm fed up, so I made my own bumper stickers. If you're interested in actually making these in to stickers, tell me. Don't be an asshole and steal it.

Bumper Stickers That Don't Suck


Monday, July 18, 2005

UPDATE: More AIM Footers added to AIM Saves The World, courtesy of Ryan List.

Can you believe that someone actually disagrees with my "Whores, Who Needs Em" article? Well it's true. I'm right and you know it. So I've decided to argue my point more. I'm defending my best friend DL in this situation. So before you assume he wrote it, think again. Because I write everything on here.

I'm right.


Still Don't Like Whores


Friday, July 15, 2005

I hate AOL Instant Messenger. And you should too.

AIM Saves The World


Thursday, July 14, 2005

This is the single coolest picture known to man. Look at it or die.

DL n Me (broadband connection suggested. 739kb)


Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Can you believe what some girls think they can get away with nowadays? Pin yourself up in a hospital for a month and you have to put up with junk like this...

Whores, Who Needs 'Em?


Monday, July 11, 2005

It's been about a month and a half since I last drew a comic. So here you go, I drew another one. This one's called "The Bitch Avenger." When you're tired of a girl with an attitude from Hell, call The Bitch Avenger. Oh yeah.


Friday, July 8, 2005

Here comes Hurricane Dennis. And I swear if I hear one more TV news anchor call it "Dennis The Menace," I'm going to run over his family with a Greyhound bus.

I don't see what the big fuss is about Hurricanes anyway. In 2001 I stood on a beach as a hurricane made landfall in Panama City, FL. Did I die? Well, I probably should have, but I didn't. Florida, stop your bitching.

Hey Florida, Suck It Up


Tuesday, July 5, 2005

Because I hate Tom Cruise...

War of the Worlds, Minus Tom Cruise, Would Be Cool


Thursday, June 30, 2005

I feel like blowing stuff up, how bout you? That's my plans for the big holiday weekend. Incase you're tired of seeing big cities put on sub-par fireworks shows, come see the Fireworks-palooza. Here's what you can expect there...

Fireworks for Winners

I've brought back the Rants section, located at the top of the page in the menu. You can find this article there too.


Tuesday, June 28, 2005

DL's page was updated today, with a message from DL in the stories section!

I've gotten a lot of feedback about my book cover. Don't be jealous. I know everyone would want that as the cover of their book, but too bad, I got here first.

Hey, can't be as bad as the first book cover I created a few months back...

Hey, check out the guys that made possible in the return of the GotBuckey Wall of Fame.


Saturday, June 25, 2005

After about a month off of updating the site, I'm back. For those of you who didn't know I was gone, shame on you. But for those of you who noticed my page looked a little different, it was because of the serious condition of my best friend DL Casto. You can click the DL Casto link above to see his page.

But hey, since I had a month with no way to show my creative side, I wrote a book. No, I'm serious, I wrote a book, crammed with so much cool stuff, you'll want to smack your grandma and commit vehicular homicide after reading the first page. Due out late summer/early fall.

I present to you, the book cover for... "Why Fat Girls Can't Swim, and Other Things You Should Know."

How many books do you know that has a retarded kid on the front cover being chased by a semi? None. It's that cool.


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